Last night, I had the pleasure of tasting Heaven on a Cracker. (Thanks, Greck!) I have thought about those amazing morsels periodically since waking up this morning. I’ve thought about how the leftovers are in my kitchen. I’ve wondered when it will be late enough in the morning to have a snack, so I can taste them once again. I’m also wondering if morning is just not serious enough, gastrically-speaking, for the rich symphony of flavor they provide. I’m looking forward to dinner, because then I can be absolutely sure it will be the right time to taste them once again.
No, I am not kidding.
As a result of thinking so obsessively about those Heaven Crackers, I have decided to compile a list of favorite tidbits. These are not officially in any kind of order, except the Heaven Crackers are pretty much the best thing ever.
1) Heaven on a Cracker: a rosemary cracker topped with a thin slice of drunken goat cheese, topped with a dab of fig spread. Oh sure, you say, that sounds good enough. Well let me tell you, it is not merely “good”. It’s an absolutely perfect combination — the cheese is creamy and has a very mild bite. The spread is rich and sweet, virtually exploding with amazing flavor that only figs can provide. The cracker is crisp, with an assertive yet perfectly balanced herbal hit of rosemary. The simplicity of execution belies the complex, blissful flavor in each and every bite.
Again — no, I am not kidding. OK, moving on…
2) Bacon Wrapped Dates: fresh dates, pit removed, stuffed with a chunk of parmesan and a smoked almond, wrapped in bacon, roasted until the bacon is crisp and the cheese is melted. Actually, the more I think about it, these are just as good as Heaven on a Cracker; they’re just a bit more work. They take a little prep. But when they’re done? They’re creamy, chewy, crunchy, sweet, smoky, nutty, and salty all in one bite! Even people who think they don’t like dates absolutely love Bacon Wrapped Dates. Delicious!
3) Prosciutto Wrapped Melon: a chunk of cantaloupe or honeydew melon wrapped with a thin slice of prosciutto (Italian cured ham). This is exactly as it says. The melon is juicy, sweet and refreshing, made even sweeter by the prosciutto’s salty goodness. Perfect summer treat!
4) Stuffed and Wrapped Figs: fresh figs stuffed with gorgonzola, wrapped in prosciutto, roasted until the prosciutto is crisp, drizzled with honey. This is a must-have for fig lovers. Admittedly I don’t make it often, but that is probably because fresh figs are available so infrequently. I really need a fig tree!!
5) Roasted Pears with Gorgonzola: any arrangement, really. I first tasted this combination in a delicious salad at Cafe TuTu Tango at the Block at Orange. The roasted pears take on a rich, sweet, complex flavor that is perfectly complemented by the salty-sharp flavor of gorgonzola. This combination is especially good when enhanced with a drizzle of honey. It is great in a salad, as mentioned, but it’s also great on its own. It’s surprisingly delicious in a sandwich! (Thinly-slice the pears, grill the sandwich a la panini.)
6) Brie with Fruit: many fruits, fresh and dried, work with this. Serve on a cracker. Simple and delicious, the perfect complement to a nice glass of dry red wine. Kick it up with smoked almonds to add a nice salty crunch.
Upon reviewing my list of favorite food combinations, it is clear that I have a thing for fruits + salty cheeses/meats/nuts.
I have always loved sweet mixed with salt, and have been known to eat some pretty wild foods together in the past. Here are a few — some I still occasionally eat, and some I may never eat again:
1) Get a bucket of movie popcorn, NO BUTTER, pour in a box of goobers. YUMMY!
2) Fry up an egg, make some toast. Spread preserves on the toast, add egg, eat as a sandwich. I still do this often.
3) BBQ Lays + Chocolate Hostess Donette Gems — this is one I’m not too likely to relive, but I ate it a lot when I was in high school. It’s important to eat them at the same exact time… one bite, donette and chips. The donettes must be chocolate! (Full-sized hostess donuts — chocolate only — may be used in place of the gems.)
4) PB & J with potato chips directly on the sandwich: who doesn’t love this?
5) Incidental Maple Syrup on Fried Chicken: must be enjoyed at Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles, and it is important that the syrup be incidental. Pouring syrup directly onto fried chicken is just weird.
I’m sure there’s more, but that’s all I can come up with right now. If you have a favorite unusual food combination, let me know. I’m always interested in trying new things, and who knows? Maybe it’ll be the next Heaven on a Cracker!